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Fatherhood Means Regularly Getting Kicked In the Balls. Meet the Solution

Luke BenedictusBy Luke Benedictus.
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Head butts, flailing legs, over-eager welcome homes, clumsily wielded toy light-sabers… One of the unspoken truths about fatherhood is that you’re regularly getting socked in the nuts.

This may look comical to onlookers – seriously, how hard can a toddler kick? But to the recipient (ie you) the reality can leave you doubled over wincing in just-kill-me-now pain. It’s never a dignified look

How do you protect your trusty baubles from annihilation? Meet the solution.

FridaBalls is a new underwear brand designed “to add branches to your family tree”. Each pair of FridaBalls is equipped with a reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow. Along with a never-slip waistband they also contain FridaBalls
patent-pending Heirloom Conservation Technology (HCT).

Not surprisingly, when this life-saving invention originally launched the company sold out in 24 hours.

But now they’re back. Safeguard your future and preserve your testicles today. Buy them here.